Kouji Tanaka
Working for the local indies
Posts : 295
Join date : 2011-07-09
Age : 34
Location : Somewhere Over The Rainbow
 |  Subject: Joke Thread  Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:54 pm | |
| If you're easily offended, gtfo. Just post some jokes here... one at a time, I will allow 2 per post, but 2 is the maximum. I will start: So a cat is walking along and falls into a puddle.. it emerges soaking wet. A rooster sees this and begins to laugh hysterically. What is the moral of this story? - Spoiler:
A wet pussy makes for a happy cock.
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quiztestexam
Newbie
Posts : 115
Join date : 2011-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Thread Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:38 pm | |
| you know eminem is a rapper right? how did eminem start rapping? THEY'RE FOOD!! he must be. he must talk like this ":Oblalalalala" - Spoiler:
i dont get it either
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Eternity
Trainee
Posts : 43
Join date : 2011-08-18
Age : 26
Location : The Netherlands
| | Subject: Re: Joke Thread Mon Sep 05, 2011 9:38 am | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? - Spoiler:
He never made it.
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Kouji Tanaka
Working for the local indies
Posts : 295
Join date : 2011-07-09
Age : 34
Location : Somewhere Over The Rainbow
| | Subject: Re: Joke Thread Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:53 pm | |
| Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? - Spoiler:
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. I married Miss Right. - Spoiler:
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... - Spoiler:
A. "Is it in?"
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quiztestexam
Newbie
Posts : 115
Join date : 2011-08-16
| | Subject: Re: Joke Thread Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:18 pm | |
| A man is walking and a squirrel bites him on the nuts and the guy says "ouch. wheres my nuts?" - Spoiler:
i dont get it either
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- Kouji Tanaka
