Corrupt a Wish

okay so this is how this works... what you do is make a wish and then the next person to post tries to corrupt that wish. after he corrupts it, he then makes a wish and the next person tries to corrupt it and so on and so forth.

e.g. guy1: i wish i had a car

guy2: wish granted but the brakes are shot and you end up crashing into a tree

i wish i had a pony

guy3: wish granted but it has rabies and decides to attack you

i wish i had a job


thats baisicly it so ill start if off......

i wish i had a job

no

why not?

Quiz why do you have to ruin all the fuckin games?

I wish i could kill that poo head quiz

could we just play the game please! thank you

Wish granted but you die the next week & get stuck in hell with him.

I wish John Morrison would win a WWE Championship.

wish granted but he loses it the next day to santino marrela and then gets buried

i wish i had a girlfriend

Wish granted but she likes to talk about her feelings.


I wish that I was a gay fish.

wish granted but you also become a bad rapper who cant get a fuckin joke

i wish i had a pet dragon

wish granted your dragon blows you up and eats you in one gulp

I wish i had 3 million bux

Wish granted but "bux" don't exist.

I wish Jim Ross would commentate my life.

wish granted, but he asks for jerry lawler's assistance

i wish that i can understand the eminem "joke"

(someone is gonna come up with the stupidest response)

wish granted,but you slip and fall on a bar of soap and hit your head on a table and your neck busts

I wish i had a unicorn

wish granted but one day the unicorn gets horny and decides to shove its horn up your.... well i dont want to go into detail here but you get the picture

i wish i could actually beat soldier in a match

Wish granted but it's an Ironman match and he wins in the end 18 to 1.

I wish I could fuck Selena Gomez.

wish granted but you notice she haz a dick and begins to but fuck you instead

I wish i had a chezburger

Wish granted but madmike34455 made it and didn't wash his hands.

I wish Wal*Mart went out of business.

wish granted but my mom kicks your ass cause she works there

I wanna big stick

wish granted but its only for compensating for your little dick

i wish i could fuck Princess Zelda (dont judge)

wish granted but your dick falls off in the process (fuck you draco )

I wanna chicken nugget

wish granted but it turns out its really your dick

i wish i had a job

wish granted but its a blowjob

I wish i had another chicken nugget

Wish granted but it turns out that's just your left ball sack... Small and covered in crust

I wish I could fly like a bird

Wish granted but you hit a a tree and fall dont and get ranove by a bus

I want the gorilla press slam

wish granted but like icarus, you fly too close to the sun and burn up.

i wish Eric Cartman would actually kill Justin Bieber