Corrupt a Wish

Newbie Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-09-05 Location : N.Z

Wish granted now the pooh slides right out of your mouth.

I wish I was a Billionaire

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:11 pm

wish granted but one day, someone shoots you and takes it all

i wish Airboom would change there name

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:07 pm

wish granted but it changed to dickheads

I wish i knew what part of the chicken was nugget

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:55 am

wish granted but after gaining this knowlage, you lose your taste buds and cant taste chicken nuggets any more

i wish i was dating Mila Juokavitch (plays main character in Resident Evil)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:29 pm

wish granted but she becomes a zombie and eats you

I wish i could shoot fire from my hands

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:36 pm

wish granted but you end up shooting yourself in the face and burn to death

i wish i had a better build

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:09 am

wish granted but your account is deleted for no reason

wish i was black

Newbie Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-09-05 Location : N.Z

Wish granted but the cops beat you but no one gets it on tape so you can't sue.

I wish I was a Vampire

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:32 am

Wish granted but you get raped by garlic

i wish i was a white man again

Newbie Posts : 54 Join date : 2011-09-05 Location : N.Z

Wish granted but now your penis is 12 inches smaller Razz

I wish the world was made of chocolate.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:58 am

Wish granted but THAT kind of chocolate

i wish i was cool

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:06 am

wish granted but now ur a porn star i wish i was a millionare

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:17 am

Wish granted but you die and bitches take yer money

wish i had a pussy to pet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:19 am

wish granted but its a cat i wish i could rape kelly kelly

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:30 am

( I meant a cat soldier Facepalming

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Wish granted but she kicks your ass with her superpowers

wish i had less hypocrites in my country

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:34 am

wish granted but there alll hippies enjoy i wish i had superpowers

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:42 am

wish granted but you die

wish i had food

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:58 pm

wish granted but its 20 years past its experation date Laughing like a hyen

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:17 pm

i wish i had a poopmobile

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:52 pm

wish granted but the poop mobile explodeds and u have to eat ur way out i wish i could have sex with kelly kelly

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:02 pm

Wish granted buts it a blow up kelly kelly

wish i had pasta

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:38 pm

wish granted but your never allowed to eat it

i wish had the Master Sword form the legend of zelda games

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:10 pm

wish granted but ur game blows up before u get to use it i wish i could get supporter today instead of a fucking week bitch!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:39 pm

Wish granted but TWG goes down for the day so you can't use it anyway.

I wish I was Vince McMahon's son.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:59 pm

Wish granted but he abuses you

I wish i had a pet unicorn